Henry Malthus

The Stranger has an entertaining article up titled “Confessions of a Gasoline Huffer”:

[...] The tree I was sitting beneath began to sway. The tree became sentient and uprooted itself, and then fell over, grew four legs, and invited me onto its back. I don’t remember it walking the eight miles to town, but suddenly there we were, in the middle of the street, me straddling a tree. We were in a parade, like the one that happens on the island every Fourth of July, with vets in their jeeps and farmers on their tractors. I waved at all the people on the sidewalk, hoping they didn’t realize I was high on gasoline.

Los Angeles Times has an awesome news item about the “Tijuana Rambo”, Tijuana’s new police chief Alberto Capella Ibarra, it begins:

TIJUANA — The bullet holes pockmarking the walls of his home were just three days old when Alberto Capella Ibarra took over the police force of this violence-plagued city.

Twenty gunmen dressed in black had swarmed his yard in the middle of the night, and he’d fought them off, firing an automatic rifle.

The New York Times also has an article on the Mexican federal police vs. drug cartel skirmishes, this time in Río Bravo.

Finally, Heath Ledger was found dead in his Manhattan apartment. Also: Sydney Morning Herald, Los Angeles Times. Got to say, I was quite shocked when I first saw it.